Friday, July 15, 2011

Mr. Price... Enough!

The Detroit Tigers have had radio voice Jim Price for almost 20 years. He is a "company man" through and through. He is probably a very nice man.
Now that the niceties are out of the way...
Mr. Jim Price, stop fucking saying "Arsenal" and "Power Arm". I listened to you for ten minutes tonight. You said "arsenal" three times! Three in a 10 minute time span! You fucking say those same words every damn night. Enough! Expand your vocabulary. I am sick of your tired speech. How about saying a guy has a "wide variety of pitches."?
Jerk, quit repeating yourself every night.


  1. I take it you've never heard Jim Palmer tell a story about Jim Palmer, now have you?

    I feel your pain.

  2. And as a Twins fan we're tired of tears of joy over any bunt, and overuse of "fisted", "rickorshayed" (sp), and "Delmon Young" -- I think it's universal that each team's fans have a cross to bear when it comes to their broadcasters.

  3. What's universal is that EVERYONE must put up with Tim McCarver's endless recycling of the same 4 Bob Gibson stories!

  4. I want Tim McCarver to shoot Joe Buck in the head, and then turn the gun on himself.

  5. I'm just trying to figure out how the word "fisted" can be used in a baseball conversation...