A few days ago, I wrote about an eBay seller that was selling thousands of autographed cards. Each card comes with one of his Wordpad created "Certificate of Authenticity" things. The famous words, "authentic to the best of our knowledge" are included in the fine print. After sending this guy 4 messages inquiring how he manages to get thousands of cards signed...he finally responded.
His answer; "Various Sources".
Thats it. Various sources. No other explanation. Nothing. Way to put forth some effort dork. I told the guy he had 4 cards I may buy, and he comes up with various sources.